Certified munch

Someone who is a slave to bitches

Duke is a certified munch gra gra

by Cabbagechild March 20, 2024

certified munch

A man who performs cunnilingus

I'm no selfish lover, I'm a certified munch.

by slytendenciess April 11, 2024

Bongo munch

psychadelic grub, food that has a tang!!

by Anonymous August 04, 2003

munch burger

A sweet simpleton

“That guy is so sweet but he really has nothing going on in his head.”
“Yeah it’s ok he’s just a munch burger”

by austinlover69 June 02, 2023

Munch Muff

The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.

Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.

by Papa Bravo Romeo December 10, 2019

Munching the crunchy

Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary

Munching the crunchy sure is fun

by Jerrythepedofile June 18, 2021

Road Munching

Eating a girl out while she’s driving.

While driving home, Dave decided to give Annabelle a good road munching.

by Tomtom 6767 July 24, 2018