joshua

joshua is a brunette and is always in his twenties. do you know a joshua in his thirties? no. joshua has a dick the size of a log. most joshuas end up as policemen or paramedics.

girl 1: oh that boy is so arrogant! and he’s brunette too!
girl 2: yeah babes, sounds like a total joshua.

by scuttlefish69 July 10, 2022

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Joshua

Short like Yoda and has big lightsaber just like him too.

I like to use Joshua when I need a good time.

by ToasterBathBoyz July 12, 2022

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You're childhood best friend that you would never think that you would fall in love with, but you do. He's very funny and kind. If he likes you it's obvious but you're oblivious. Everyone else knows though. Loves God the most but you're next in line. Will get into trouble for you even if you ask him not to. He's a beaner but a cute one. Once you find in his natural habitat, you'll want to capture him for yourself. Will fight you for hours on who loves who more. Will stay up all night just to talk with you. Wants to be with you 24/7. He loves playing instruments. He's straight and you won't convince him otherwise. He's tall and he also likes to fluster you a lot. It's kind of hard to believe that you fell inlove with him.

Person 1: Why is he sweeping the roof and folding the dishes?

Person 2: Yeah that's Joshua's everyday thing he needs therapy.

by Emmalemmademma July 19, 2022

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Joshua

A person who is like a quiet kid. He has a fast metabolism and likes to wear a mask 24/7. He may also carry a M16A3 with him so be careful

Oh god! Run! Run! Run! the Joshua is coming!

by DEFINITION OF YOUR MOM July 28, 2022

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joshua pitcher

joshua pitcher is the best boyfriend you will ever have, he’s kind and funny and is a hard worker.

he is passionate and cares. he’s the most beautiful human you will ever see. i love him

joshua pitcher is so cute

joshua pitcher is so sweet bree is lucky

by ilovemyhandsomebf August 2, 2022

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