JIZZ EYE

When a girl get extremely dry skin under her eye brown and it looks like a load was just blown on her eye.

Girl1 : look at my eye whats wrong with it?
Girk 2: it looks like jizz eye.. its so dry it looks like crusty jizz.

by ginger btits March 14, 2010

Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get laid/sleep with the gurl of their dreams.

Rubix-Cube "man that gurls Amayzing. I would definitely give her some Jizz on a stick, if she was keen.

by Roogie May 16, 2008

Jizz-Trap

The act of tricking someone into an unfortunate experience involving ejaculate.

I thought I was spreading mayo onto my turkey sandwich, but it turned out to be cum!!! Damnit Shandy, another successful jizz-trap!

by J. Cooper December 28, 2004

Jizz Witch

Term coined by Mez Murray in 2003 in the shooting script for CRIMES CHAPEL. Title of Heavy Metal Band BRIMSTOKE'S song from the late 80's.

CALLING DOWN. CALLING DOWN THE JIZZ WITCH

by Mez Murray May 17, 2013

Oh Jizz!

The word you say when you are surprised, and try to be funny to play off the fact that the supriser scared the crap out of you.

"Boo!"
"Oh Jizz!"
"Ha ha ha ha"

by The Red Cape April 12, 2011

pimple jizz

the white shit that comes out of a pimple when popped

DAMN! i got pimple jizz on my nuts

by pimplejizz February 12, 2010

jizz snifter

a. a container for semen
b. a person with semen in their mouth.

Mikel is like a hand-blown jizz snifter.

by illmasta May 4, 2003