by IronMakezBest September 15, 2017
Get the blue waffle ironmug. Green Iron Disease, also sometimes referred to as Green Fever, is a fairly well known (among people affected by it), largely irreversible but nevertheless somewhat treatable condition in which an individual develops a passion and craving for surplus military hardware, most notably military vehicles. Symptoms of Green Iron Disease may include (but are not limited to) owning multiple military vehicles, generators, and the like, maxed-out credit cards, junk email from the government surplus auction web sites, = reduction in time spent with one's spouse because they're wrenching on trucks, irritated homeowner's associations and city code enforecement officers when one's backyard looks like a national guard unit, and complaining neighbors.
When the person experiences withdrawals from military vehicles or hardware, they may exhibit symptoms such as depression, and either avoiding fellow addicts or turning to them for help with managing their symptoms.
Although Green Iron Disease is believed to be incurable, its symptoms can be mitigated by ownership of one or more military vehicles, although as the disease grows the number of vehicles or items owned also proportionally increases. Withdrawals, usually caused by being forced to sell one's collection, can be mitigated by acquiring other military vehicles.
When the person experiences withdrawals from military vehicles or hardware, they may exhibit symptoms such as depression, and either avoiding fellow addicts or turning to them for help with managing their symptoms.
Although Green Iron Disease is believed to be incurable, its symptoms can be mitigated by ownership of one or more military vehicles, although as the disease grows the number of vehicles or items owned also proportionally increases. Withdrawals, usually caused by being forced to sell one's collection, can be mitigated by acquiring other military vehicles.
"Man, you've got the green iron disease! You're screwed! "
"The 12 step program for recovering addicts is simple for green iron disease: Buy more surplus military hardware!"
"I just sold my Deuce and a Half and I'm going through Green Iron Disease withdrawals!"
"The 12 step program for recovering addicts is simple for green iron disease: Buy more surplus military hardware!"
"I just sold my Deuce and a Half and I'm going through Green Iron Disease withdrawals!"
by GreenIronAddict April 20, 2018
Get the green iron diseasemug. "Heap big iron water buffalo move fast, like a coyote, and it is loud like a bear when he goes by house."
by Bodacious Brian September 15, 2022
Get the iron water buffalomug. Is a Legend. Has slay more land snapper than can be counted. Is the most badass and crazy man to live. His D is totally made of pure Iron and has balls of brass. If he turns to the right and you're sitting down you will be knocked unconscious! His D is too big... Too big!
by avictimoftheirondick January 27, 2014
Get the MC Iron Dickmug. It was a beautiful phrase that was said when hermit was playing Minecraft. The brother of Andrew punched him off into water in a ravine Andrew missed the water and died. We spent ONE HOUR laughing our heads off. Here is a play to show you what it was like (from the lion king)
Mufasa: Brother, help me look down the riven.
Scar: Andrew there's iron down there.
Mufasa: I just have to land in the 40 block wide water and not the 2 blocks of land
Minecraft chat: Mufasa fell from a high place
Simba; hahahahahahahahahahah.
Mufasa: Brother, help me look down the riven.
Scar: Andrew there's iron down there.
Mufasa: I just have to land in the 40 block wide water and not the 2 blocks of land
Minecraft chat: Mufasa fell from a high place
Simba; hahahahahahahahahahah.
Andrew there is iron down there means to hit a two block wide when there is 40 blocks of water in Minecraft.
by Gebigs Hermit 2 May 17, 2022
Get the Andrew there is iron down theremug. People who live in ballinvoash called Brian are commonly compared to the famous “iron Mike Tyson” as they are a ruthless animal that fears no one; and everyone fears them
by Iron brick March 17, 2022
Get the Iron Brian Tysonmug. Indigenous to northeastern Minnesota, refers to a woman who has ice in her veins and fire in her soul. They are an independent woman that loves hard and takes care of all business, even harder. These women were raised by iron ore miners, mechanics and outdoorsmen. These are women who can chug any alcoholic beverage faster than your Uncle Chuck and always goes for another. This type of woman can out drink you, your brother, your Dad, your Cousin Chris and still get up in the morning to shovel snow. These women are not to be tested. They can change their own tires, oil, brakes, batteries and have jumper cables in their back pockets. If you mouth-off, you’ll get slammed hard and put in your place even harder, with no apologies. These Iron Ranger females are every man’s dream and nightmare. You gotta be a special kind of man to handle these fiery, fierce and take-no-shit type of women.
by Thesaddestblueberry June 30, 2021
Get the Iron Range Womanmug.