first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

by Terio Marin May 28, 2016

first kiss

it is the best thing in the world. it is something that u will always remember and also something that will give you a smile that will never leave your face. it is when the boy/girl that u truly love/like makes the first move and u are toooo embarrassed to look at him again b/c u have got this giant smile on ur face. a first kiss will keep u craving for me. it means the world to any girl and maybe for boys too, im not one so I wouldn't know but to girls it is one of the best things that will ever happen to her.

I had my first kiss with the person that I want to spend the rest of my life with!

by alove99 November 10, 2016

first hit

Whoever to smoke the bowl first

1: yo its my turn
2: nah dude u took first hit last time

by Petergiangg January 3, 2017

first alert

when a weather or media agency declares an emergency alert status declaring potential for dangerous weather and climate conditions.

alerting you to remain vigilant and weather aware for severe weather.

We have declared a first alert weather day due to threat for severe storms and dangerous heat conditions. firstalert

by alsmith August 12, 2019

First World Problem

Complaining about missing the season for a fully paid trip

CptFlowers don't know how good he got it and he should feel bad about his first world problem.

by MEDD_K October 14, 2019

Seventy first Highschool

A High school in no other than Fayetteville, Noth Carolina. Where the students are smart and inteligente, "Hard working" and dic- i mean sleep deprived..... never mind these mofos are weird asf tbh. Got btches over here fuckin in the bathrooms or lord knows where!!! All the drama "especially JROTC" LOL nahh lemme stoppp our school is fun, ig sometimes... But who cares🤷🏿 ♂️ i mean our school might be trash but yours is most definitely ass!!! BYEEEE

SEE MFN REDD

Seventy first highschool is rad, nvm it be smellin like trash, finna go get a check up on this rash. My homies fumbilin the bag lemme go on and get a rag so i can clean up on yo ass.... AYOOOOO🤣🖕🏽

by beatinyomomsbackIN March 23, 2022

saw it first rule

This rule states that anyone who sees an object or person first before any other party sees it has the right to that object. This overrules all dibs or other forms of object possession rules.

John: Dude!! Did you see that hot chick last night? I got her number and we're totally gonna hook up.

Ryan: I saw her first dude! You can't do that. I call saw it first rule

John: Woah, sorry Bro.I didn't know, she's all yours

by SaskiaD August 6, 2014