when its late and he gets hungry,
messes around the cleaned up kitchen,
spills the cans and glasses,
leaves stains and splashes,
spits in the sink,
breaks the dishes,
slices the meat,
burns the pan
and falls asleep
before the first bite.
messes around the cleaned up kitchen,
spills the cans and glasses,
leaves stains and splashes,
spits in the sink,
breaks the dishes,
slices the meat,
burns the pan
and falls asleep
before the first bite.
by Krkič April 16, 2019
Get the dinnermug. You're not trying to lure me over to bang your wife are you? Cuz.... I don't know how I feel about that....
Hym "Yeah, sure, I'll come over for dinner... And wake up chained to the ceiling in an assless gimp suit!? I THINK NOT!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2023
Get the Dinnermug. by Teddyansom July 23, 2022
Get the Dinner musicmug. My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.
by Guiltycervantes July 12, 2018
Get the Dinner Dick mintmug. by Somebody is watching me February 3, 2022
Get the Sup baby take me out to dinnermug. "Just walked in on Matt making a cowboy's dinner."
"I don't know what I drank last night, but I woke up in the bathroom with a Cowboy's Dinner infront of me"
"I don't know what I drank last night, but I woke up in the bathroom with a Cowboy's Dinner infront of me"
by robohobo_ March 18, 2017
Get the Cowboy's Dinnermug. A meal made by a male. Often simple and fast, unusual, unappetizing or straight up inedible. Not necessarily dinner.
(picture of dog food eaten like cereal) boy dinner i guess
boy dinner beer/milk mix and a sandwich made of cigarettes and raw steak
boy dinner beer/milk mix and a sandwich made of cigarettes and raw steak
by Procedural Jigglebone July 31, 2025
Get the Boy dinnermug.