COVID CATFISH

When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.

I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.

by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020

covid mask

The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.

My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh

by IslamicPorkSandwich69 June 27, 2021

Coviding

Staying at home due to a pandemic. (In this case, Covid-19 )

Everyone was coviding at home.

by Unicorntraveller August 23, 2021

Covid jumping

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 27, 2020

Covid kilos

Any weight, either physical or mental, gained during 2020.

I need to shred the covid kilos.

by Rufus Gristle February 20, 2021

covid

Insult for sorting aquiring without reguard to the organism. Often from good people who Don't and won't over-populate The planet.

Don't covid his stuff Covid He's nice.
Nah He's desperate Not nice.

by astoria April 2, 2021

COVID

Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.

I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.

by randomtruths February 9, 2022