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closet

a place that you put your clothes in.
GET IN MY CLOSET!!
by hjbhjjv July 17, 2022
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the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore
lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???
by iamlexiv December 6, 2023
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closet picker

a person who is ashamed of accepting the fact that they do pick their noses.
Natalie: Do you pick your nose?
Asian: no..
Natalie: YOU LIAR!
Asian: ???
Natalie: CLOSET PICKER!
by newhartmiddleschool November 22, 2011
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Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
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closet juice

Liquor found under the cabinet hidden from view; moonshine; homemade wine cabinet juice
I was way too drink after finding grandma's closet juice
by The original Queen Bee June 21, 2017
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clown closet

a peculiar small closet or otherwise small section of room with no real defined purpose
"what's with this weird outcropping in the bathroom?" "that there is the clown closet."
by Jimmy memer October 22, 2025
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Schrödinger's Closet

The act of a LGBTQ+ community member of coming.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.
Person 1: Hey, how do I come out to my friends?
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day
by ElectroniK February 19, 2021
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