United States of Canada

A sad, pathetic attempt by liberals to cope with the fact that their own self righteousness doesn't actually mean that they are right. Instead of graciously admitting that they are infact a minority in America, they would rather take their toys and go home, as evidenced by the "USC", similar to the southern states succession, but without the backbone to actually do anything about it except talk.

Liberal weiner: " I'm not an American anymore, I voted for Kerry and Im a USC citizen."
Rational moderate: "Well, Kerry was a bad idea to begin with, maybe next time the Democrats will have a real contender I can vote for. Oh well, back to work."
Religious Conservative: "I'm glad this whole election is over, now we can get on to things that matter like fixing Social Security and the National Sales Tax and breaking up the pharmaceutical compny/Insurance stranglehold on medical care."

by fli gti January 26, 2005

Candace Owens

A black conservative woman who tells it like it is!!! Having been raised in poverty herself, she knows first hand the problems and SOLUTIONS that black America needs to implement if we want to free ourselves from the harmful policies of the "progressives." She may be a yapper at times, but she's very brilliant. She's the voice of black conservatives and future leader of black America.

Candace Owens has become a spokesperson for black republicans. She bases her arguments on logic and FACTS unlike Maxine Waters, Don Lemon, and other black "progressives" who claim to have our peoples' interests at heart. We as blacks need to start addressing our own issues from within our culture rather than viewing ourselves as oppressed victims. Only then can we progress.

by CandyRamen January 9, 2021

Canada

America's hat.

American - Yeah, Canada's totally our hat.

Canadian - Eh?

by whomph March 4, 2011

Candace Owens

A right-wing political activist most well known for her work at Turning Point USA, and her work over at PragerU/Daily Wire. Owens often starts fights online for fun, causing much tension online.

Candace Owens grew up in Connecticut, before moving to Philadelphia.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries December 3, 2020

Canada

The United States' National Moose Preserve.

I think it's just great that we have set aside Canada as our designated National Moose Preserve. I'm not sure which president did it, but score an environmental point for him! We need more presidents like that before the environment is completely shot to hell.

by Nancy Dragoin November 23, 2007

Canada's History

Canada's History, also Canadian History, is a rare sexual act requiring at least two participating parties, freshly fallen snow, and a public area containing permafrost.

The subordinate, or "bottom", lies naked on his/her back with legs propped up and open to expose the genitalia. At this point, the dominant, or "top", will force as many handfulls of snow into the intended orifice as possible without causing irreparable damage and as fast as possible to allow for the subsequent copulation to numb the "bottom's" orifice.

This allows for a much lauded "orgasm denial" tactic.

"Yo, check it. Me an my bitch went to Aspen last weekend and I schooled her in Canada's History, baby!"

by Ivan Dreka February 4, 2010

canada

Large natural preserve saved for summers. Inhabitants criticize others easily.

I visit Mexico in the winter to explore. Almost totally full of canadians. West coasters loudly verbalize there hate for the french canadians and american leadership and the east coasters verbalize there hate for west coasters and american leadership.

I don't have a clue what canadian leadership is doing. Several canadians told how happy they were to fly to the states to buy a car or rv and save from the taxes that provide all of the "free services" they get in canada.

Guess they travel to their home to enjoy the "natural preserve" in the summer. CURIOUS

by golfside guy February 23, 2008