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butthole battle cry

A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
by Sox773 January 3, 2019
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butthole

when you have eaten you go to the toilet which is basically a funeral home for food, it comes out in chunks
person: oh ya that was the spot butthole:fair well solider
by gabby turns November 25, 2019
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Butthole

Where you poo comes from
I have a butthole
by Smalltittycommity January 6, 2021
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Butthole Blowjob

Its like a blowjob, but with a butthole. Yes, it sounds similar to anal, but I can assure you it is much better.
"Dude, *insert slutty name here* gave me an awesome Butthole Blowjob last night."
by Ragefulredhead April 17, 2020
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butthole

i sniff butthole
by criptic guy April 19, 2018
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UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
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butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.
last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz
by a tamborelli October 9, 2020
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