A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
Get the Practical Bullshitmug. by 12345548 September 18, 2023
Get the Bullshitmug. np. A term used to describe something unfair or unjust. Can also be used to describe a term that is pure cap.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.
by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024
Get the fucking bullshitmug. Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024
Get the Goat-Ass Bullshitmug. A common saying used by white people, when they're extremely mad, to describe something that is completely preposterous and untrue.
Store Clerk: "We're all out of porridge sir."
White guy : "What do you mean you're out of porridge? That's some fravernakel bullshit! Let me speak to your manager."
Store Clerk: "You're complaining to my manager? That's some fravernakel bullshit!"
White guy : "What do you mean you're out of porridge? That's some fravernakel bullshit! Let me speak to your manager."
Store Clerk: "You're complaining to my manager? That's some fravernakel bullshit!"
by Mr. Word Smith February 27, 2010
Get the Fravernakel Bullshitmug. By chance, I reconnected with someone from the past today but have my bullshit armour on so I won't be pulled in to their lies again.
by Drea0611 February 5, 2019
Get the Bullshit Armourmug. James: A customer was disturbing the peace in my shop today, I then phoned the police without even a warning.
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy
Scott: You are must be a no bullshit guy
by Shaman3 January 1, 2023
Get the No Bullshit Guymug.