birthday

the day you were born. dont expect to have a birthday party after you turn 13. after that, all you get is a card.

Person 1:happy 13th birthday, jessie!

You: F*uck off

by AB kat girl 12 June 1, 2016

Birthday Shaft

When the only present you give the birthday girl is your birthday dick. Happy Birthday.

Girl, you're about to get birthday shaft for a present.

by Totally not Bill July 24, 2016

Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.

Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.

by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

birthday balloon surprise

The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,

"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"

"Pop"went the balloon.

"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy

by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016

birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 7, 2017

birthday trap

A black persons term of getting girls nudes

"Send those birthday traps my way"

by Dkdjdbrkbirthday trap girl February 10, 2017

birthday brat

A person that expects everyone to recognize and celebrate them without ceasing on their birthday. The day is often accompanied with emotional breakdowns.

Dudley Dursley whined and whined about his gifts on his birthday, something only a birthday brat would do.

by WhiteBoyPlayThatFunkyMusic April 24, 2017