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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
mugGet the Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.mug.

annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+
DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"
by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023
mugGet the annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about godmug.

Abouting

Is a brain queef i have had typing
Are you mocking me” no but now I’m thinking abouting.
by Queefantor December 1, 2024
mugGet the Aboutingmug.

Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat
Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!
mugGet the Im about to monkeymug.

Picking about

The bit before Sex you know picking about

- Camkirkhambaby
The bit before the deed so like picking about

Wtf is Picking about?
by Iaintyourdaddy0_0 September 14, 2021
mugGet the Picking aboutmug.

It's About Me!! Movement

The phrase used to identify a group of people that are gifted with high levels of narcissism. These people demand that their feeling are more important than known facts and demand we bow to their "More Important" needs to use terminology and verbiage of their own creation and reinforce their small sense of mutually developed pseudo-reality.

Which again is why facts stay away from this movement. as facts do sometimes hurt feelings. And hurt feelings destroy the reality bubble they reside in. So they fight reality by calling those that come with facts name such as xxxphobe etc. Public shaming that bring facts to where they are now being written again to include feelings. Not generally a real threat in small groups, large groups expect herd mentality and violence as they can only hold 1 thought at a time.
Gary just got into it with the director of It's About ME!! Movement today. Their leader didn't like he prepared a speech for next session that included same sex spaces again.

"I will"
by A Kevin Brown May 20, 2024
mugGet the It's About Me!! Movementmug.

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