glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017

Anu

It's a name

Hey there Anu, how're you doing?

by FarrinX November 23, 2021

Anus G

A total pimp and suer swaggy if you see someone you you say there an anus

Hey Anus G
Hey I’m so cool my name is Anus G

by Big feet kid November 16, 2020

Anu Dropping

When someone is on a conference call and another person walks in, unaware that one person on the call can hear them.

Anu dropping happens when someone walks into a room and starts talking, unaware that one person on a conference call can hear them

by qrasexgrchgvjbknlm;k,mnb February 6, 2025

Anu

Anu is a badass and is a HUGE TVD fan!!

Someone:I love tvd

Someone:You just became an Anu

by Cvgv December 4, 2020

Anus Frogs

When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants

Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?

Person 2: love em!

Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!

Person 2: ;-;

by Honkhonkgoose April 11, 2021

ghost anus

1.) Noun: when its smells like a really bad fart and there is not an anus in site for miles!
2.)Verb: when your friend farts and will not admit it.
noun or verb.
3.) Exclamation: When in a two-person conversation, someone smells a fart and is sure they did not pass wind but is not sure if the other person has, he/she may exclaim ghost anus to dismiss the idea that the awful smell is in fact from him/her.

Verb: Dude. did you just ghost anus all over that bald man's head?
Noun: It smells like ghost anus in this museum.
Exclamation:

Alexys: So that is pretty much all that really matters in my mind
Sam: Ghost Anus

by Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012