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Pineapple

Someone who is brown on the outside but blonde on the inside. Someone who is a dumb blond with brown hair.
Gertrude: *tells a funny joke*
Anna: *doesn't get it*
Gertrude: Anna, you are a pineapple.
by Potatooooooooooooooooooo October 19, 2020
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Pineapple hairs

"the green stuff at the top" - anix

The green stuff at the top of the pineapple
what are you going to build?
I'm going to build the green stuff on top
what are they called?
they are pineapple hairs
by Warvex June 16, 2020
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Pineapple

Something that belongs on pizza
Pineapple belongs on Pizza
by UraKyo04 January 20, 2024
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pineapple

The worst fucking fruit, LIKE WHY IN THE HELL DO PEOPLE PUT IT ON PIZZA, YALL ARE GROSS
PINEAPPLE IS GROSS
by Jilleen June 21, 2021
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Slippery Pineapple

The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020
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pineapple condom

when you stick your penis in a pineapple then wrap it in a pizza
hold on dude, i gotta put on my pineapple condom"
by a waffle maker June 20, 2024
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Pineapples

Mmmmm yummy pineapples
Mmmmm yummy pineapples
by Pineapples101 June 18, 2016
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