Flat Girther

A overweight person who eats to excess as if thin with a high metabolism, despite the obvious evidence to their rotund appearance

It was clear that Nancy was a flat girther as she ran out the all-you-can eat buffet and was excited for beach season.

by Shewasawhoowah September 27, 2025

Flat tire

When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road

Oh Crap I Got A Flat Tire!

by anhandle123 May 22, 2023

Flat Paddywack

A collection of words you use when your friends ask you to give them something to rap about. Guaranteed to stump them under almost any circumstance.

Friend- Hey bro, Give me something to rap about
You- Flatt Paddywack
Friend- The fuck is a Flat Paddywack?
You- Nice rap bruh

by Grandma_Muskrat September 14, 2016

Flat pack kid

Commonly used towards Swedish boys as an attempt of dis-hearten them or bully.

Oh my god Liam u flat pack kid

by Eva_smith_ November 8, 2018

Flat Head

People who argue with established science, geography, space photography, eye witnesses even morons who know for a fact that the Earth is NOT FLAT!

My kid passed 12 years of basic education but somehow has decided the Earth is flat. I guess he is just a Flat Head.

by The Repurposed Male January 6, 2024

flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022

Flat-A

It's a word to describe an A student who is a smartass who is arrogant and thinks he's smarter than AlbertEinstein and thinks his IQ is 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 quintillion.

Guy: What did you get on the AA2 test with MANDEEP Kumar you Nasal Passage
Tareq: A Flat-A
Guy: Go kill yourself you aeronautical Nasal engineer

by Nasal Passage February 5, 2018