Zach

Zack is someone who sits in his room puffing on a Geekbar, and playing Fortnite practically all day.

Stranger1: Hey i met a guy the other day
Stanger2: how was he?
Stanger1: he was a nigger
Stanger2: so like zach?
Stanger1: yea…(sigh)

by lollygaggerorsomething May 1, 2025

Zaching out

To do something retarded/ act stupidity

Stop zaching out

by Hulk deep April 14, 2017

Zach

A person cooler and better than rhynda.

Zach is very coolio.

by zachywackylol June 5, 2022

Zach

Zach is a badass, Zach likes to cause trouble, and Zach is very scary. He is not your average person, he destroys anything in his way and often cusses like a sailor. He is fuckin shredded, and if he isn’t then he is still scary.

Guy 1:Shit dude it’s Zach look away
Guy 2: He saw me dude I’m scared
Guy 1: Your gonna get your shit kicked in man Zach doesn’t play around

by Ballersatchel October 28, 2020

Zach Period

When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.

"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"

by pussy slayer 4eva January 21, 2022

Zach

Zach is a piece of shit that never played the fucking Sims.

Learn to play the sims.

Zach: "I've never played the sims, but I played Dragonball Z-"
You: "You fucking piece of uneducated shit."

Zach is a piece of shit that hasn't experienced the sims. He is a sim.

by lunaticqueen March 24, 2024

zach

the best(and whitest) guy you will ever meet. everyone loves him. zach’s come off as players but really they are the softest kind of guys around. do not get me wrong, they will still act all manly around their friends, but they are a completely different person on the inside. they may seem like a frat boy, but they would much rather stay in and cuddle than go out. they are the perfect balance of party animal and chill. although they are very smart, they tend to be incredibly modest and don’t want to admit to it all the time. once they meet the one they want, there will be no going back for them or you. they flirt in subtle ways, but charming enough to get you interested. once they want to pursue you, they won’t stop until you fall for them too. the best things about zach’s are that they are not afraid to get down with you or your friends. he isn’t embarrassed easily, and is super fun when he is drunk(white girl karaoke). if zach is your boyfriend, he will spoil you, both in kisses and things you love. he is the softest boyfriend you will ever have, both inside and out. if you are lucky enough to have a zach in your life, hold onto them, although it might be hard for you to shake them off anyways even if you wanted to.

“damn that boy has the nicest ass i’ve ever seen !”
“he must be a zach”

by simp for you December 14, 2021