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Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.
Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.
by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018
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because of the wind

The smoke alarm went off because of the wind.
by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023
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Weymouth Wind Tunnel

The art of farting directly into your partner’s vagina
Rachel my love, I need to fart and I do think the acoustics would be enhanced somewhat if we deployed the good old Weymouth Wind Tunnel. Eye contact or none this time?
by Wise and experienced March 22, 2025
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Wind Gap

Boring, Shitty town. Don't even both come here
by Goats and cows February 20, 2018
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Wyoming wind tunnel

Pinching a woman's labia shut, and blowing her vagina full of air, then slowly letting the air escape, to create an extended pussy fart .
Well son, your moms mad as hell, because I gave her a Wyoming wind tunnel this morning !!!
by Pudknocker July 20, 2016
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Reap the Wild Wind

Reap the wild wind
A finger points to show a scene. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Another face where mine had been. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Another footstep where I once walked. (Take my hand)
Take it all.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
A footprint haunts an empty floor. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
A fading coat that I once wore. (Take my hand. Take my hand.)
Oh, desolation where I once lived.
I have seen in times gone by.
I have felt a different shadow on the wall,
A stranglehold on a certain feeling.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
You take my hand and give me your friendship.
I'll take my time and send you my slow reply.
Give me an inch and I'll make the best of it.
Take all you want and leave all the rest to die.
Reap the wild wind.
by Death Menace April 16, 2023
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Belgian wind devil

When you are doing the 69 pose with someone and you wrap your legs around the head of the top person, then push their head as hard as you can down. The let out a nasty fart in their face and hold them as long as you can.
Last night i had sex with this girl, and did a Belgian wind devil on her, she did not like it.
by Rosse zot February 26, 2020
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