Kitty Weasel

1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.

2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."

1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."

2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"

by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010

Grey Weasel

MILF snatch. Mature woman's pubes.

He got drunk and went hunting the Grey Weasel.

by muffincruncher December 6, 2010

Fattigan Weasel

1) A mythical creature often believed in by children that causes mischief and mayhem. Typically one kid will act like a fattigan weasel and go around attacking the humans acting in a fattigan way.

Help, the Fattigan Weasel is trying to eat me!!!

by Erock92 December 8, 2010

sketch weasel

Sketch weasel refers to a person that is sneaky like a weasel and sketchy like a pedophile.

Whoa man, look at that sketch weasel driving that white windowless van!" or "What a sketch weasel.

by mindsayjandaleindl June 29, 2011

Scrotum weasel

A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man

Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?

by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011

German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.

German weasel flu

by Tobdogg October 18, 2011

Jelly Weasel

A mixture of cum and blood - the result of cumming inside a woman who is menstruating.

Man my ho is on the rag but I don't care bro gotta get dat jelly weasel.

by skeeterpoo January 8, 2012