Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 24, 2021
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long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
by QuacksO February 01, 2017
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irish wind chime

Dead IRA members hanging from a tree
We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes
by Man U for life March 24, 2024
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Wind tunnel

When you’re in the bathtub, Butthole to Butthole and you fart into each other’s butts creating a wind tunnel
Man, we sat in the bath and wind tunnelled eachother.
by Princessskinwalker June 11, 2022
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Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull
Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?
by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019
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Wind Missile

When a woman queefs out her tampon.
Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!
by Loberson December 03, 2023
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wind denier

A person who doesn’t believe in wind or anything pertaining to wind
Dang it’s windy outside“
“How can wind deniers not believe in this”
by Michael Jordan the Star April 07, 2023
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