Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023

Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity

Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.

by Brandon john February 19, 2012

Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

by Suckadick350 August 18, 2016

Waste of semen

Delbinson Animations

“U piss me off u waste of semen”

by mrberenisp4d0 February 01, 2024

cumular waste

Anylon diposale item that has been into contact with semen or has been used for clean up purposes

Little Jimmy's cumular waste was all over his bedroom

by Robertvson December 27, 2017

whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you

basically, the person who tells you this, is the fucking worst person, so do not be friend with that person cuz I have a friend like that, she just texted me that cuz we are in an argument, they are very toxic peeps.

'(the argument or whatsoever), whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you...(the emoji which have its eyes rolling)'

by iamunknowncuzwhynot? May 22, 2020

AK Wasted

The epitome of wasted. So drunk where u just "fuck shit man" and when everyone gets fucked........UP.

LET'S GET AK WASTED!!!

by Team Shake Shake December 13, 2011