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Ticket to Ride

When someone suggests an idea however it so confusing it competes with the rules of Ticket to Ride.

Typically said so fast all of the “T”s and “K” sound like an incoming train. (TI-Ke-eT-To-RiDe)
Person 1: Hey, how about we take these waffles to the geese at the end of the road on our camel!

Person 2: Could you explain more? That’s super Ticket to Ride.
by Fake snow January 7, 2021
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Return Ticket

A mandatory statement of compliance required by African's travelling to the United Kingdom.This statement is actioned with immediate effect. see also fresh off the boat Immigration Customs and Excise
"Dear Mr (insert here various number of clicks and clacks)
On todays date of 16th Feb 2006 you have been issued with a RETURN TICKET to Zimbabwe effective immediately. Thank you for travelling with British Airways. We regret that this will be your last journey with us."

"Morning Sir,are you travelling today on flight BA157- could I please see your return ticket!"
by Jar Jar Bing May 24, 2006
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prom ticket

A prom ticket on the streets runs 20 on the weekends and 30 on weekdays.
by AlbinoPancake March 12, 2017
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Golden Ticket

When a woman gets pregnant by a rich baby daddy, who wants to marry her. She never has to work again. The baby is the Golden Ticket to retirement.
Phoebe got knocked up by Mr Big, and he brought her a t-shirt that says Golden Ticket with an arrow pointing to her stomach, as a joke to his Wall Street friends
by Anamar March 31, 2017
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One way ticket to Oregon

Suicide, whether legally assisted as allowed by Oregon law or not
In 1961, Ernest Hemingway pulled out his shotgun and bought a one way ticket to Oregon.
by jdotx November 23, 2011
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Tucker

Total Bitch and Doesn’t know how to properly where his hair. He has a ginormous fore head which is basically the kingpin of all foreheads. He claims he is better than everybody and looks stupid when he walks, he’s also gay and his girlfriend is a lesbian.
Chad: holy shit! What is he doing? U can’t just go around jacking people off!

Darnell: Oh that’s just Tucker, he does that sometimes, if I were u I would just get used to it
by Marquise Ray Ray Davis Jr February 7, 2021
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ticket

a pill of any kind such as vicodin, percocet, xanex, etc.
Yo Tim, you got any more of those vikings tickets for the game this weekend?
by Tim J. Button September 29, 2005
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