a worthless, shiftless individual who fails to take responsibility for their own and the life they create; a seeker of self gratification at societies expense; a bum; a bottom feeding opened palmed individual; a slacker. Taken from the phrase, not worth a dog's ass.
Walmart fired Tyrone's dog ass for stealing Astro glide.
Sarah should take Tim's dog ass to court for child support.
Sarah should take Tim's dog ass to court for child support.
by urban wisdom November 21, 2007
-Yo, I wanna insult this person online with something nasty to make him cry
-Use the f-word, dog
-I can't my mom doesn't let me use it
-Then use dog water
-Yeah, that's sick nasty bro
-Use the f-word, dog
-I can't my mom doesn't let me use it
-Then use dog water
-Yeah, that's sick nasty bro
by Crab the KFP Chief Vet January 20, 2021
by holymakal August 29, 2010
A dog wearing one of those coned-shaped protective collars, making the poor animal resemble a miniature satellite dish. It is considered impolite to make jokes in front of its owner about their dog getting hundreds of television channels. Unless they think it is funny, too.
The dog in the movie "Snatch" that swallowed the sqeaky toy and the big diamond was hilarious! At the end of the movie, he got taken to a vet who cleaned him out and put a satellite dog collar on him.
by Soggy Noodles March 10, 2009
To be absolutely fucking fuming but you're so off the scale of fuming that you are fume-dog.
Not to be confused with an angry dog.
Not to be confused with an angry dog.
Joseph : *says something in Spanish*
Ross : *Replies in Spanish*
Joseph : *Laughs at Izzy in Spanish*
Izzy : Stop talking in Spanish, we're in fucking England... I'm absolutely
Everyone : FUME-DOG
Ross : *Replies in Spanish*
Joseph : *Laughs at Izzy in Spanish*
Izzy : Stop talking in Spanish, we're in fucking England... I'm absolutely
Everyone : FUME-DOG
by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 09, 2019