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THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND

Jotaro: STAR PLATNIUM!!! : Star Platnium: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!! Jotaro AGAIN: THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND!!!!!!!
by saucy_savior February 1, 2021
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one rose left standing

When one rose is still alive and the others he/she gave you are not, it tells you that person is the one.
“He got me some roses for my birthday a few weeks ago and there is one rose left standing.”
“Omg. He’s the one.”
by Jennajadewilsonboi February 23, 2021
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The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.
Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!
by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022
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Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.
I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
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Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
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Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017
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alum night stand

A one night stand with someone from your old high school or college.
Dude I had alum night stand with Courtney when I went home over thanksgiving.
by TdaddytroubleTroy February 27, 2016
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