There are only 2 types of Ryan in the world...
1. Very focused on succes... works tirlessly to achieve his goals, often disregarding his social life to do so. Overall awkward and uncomfortable around girls although most girls love him as a friend. Not very fun around the boys. Total prude.
2. Has been snorting cocaine from the homies’ ass cracks since he was about 5. Attractive as all hell
1. Very focused on succes... works tirlessly to achieve his goals, often disregarding his social life to do so. Overall awkward and uncomfortable around girls although most girls love him as a friend. Not very fun around the boys. Total prude.
2. Has been snorting cocaine from the homies’ ass cracks since he was about 5. Attractive as all hell
by Yakboi777 June 27, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is a stupid White Boy who cant keep secrets, he's never vros before hoes cuz he a little chick bitch. Dont worry girls if you don't like choking he is the man because his penis is very small.
Chloe: Oh you know that ryan kid
Susan: yeah
Chloe: he is so dumb and has a small penis because he is a Chick bitch.
Susan: yeah
Chloe: he is so dumb and has a small penis because he is a Chick bitch.
by Johhny huge cock:/: USA,usa, u June 3, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. 
he is cool ryan
by dwebhfhebhevbchevchevhjchvchhd May 3, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. A big, juicy, curvaceous bubble booty paired with a small waist
It makes girls jealous, guys sexually confused and pants unable to fit right
It makes girls jealous, guys sexually confused and pants unable to fit right
by Sherryl H June 21, 2019
Get the Ryan bootymug. A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Get the Ryan Cowellmug.