Kistler living center

A prison

There is mold in my dorm in kistler living center

by Anna eve September 18, 2021

Saving lives on the daily

That feeling when you are so overwhelmed with joy and as if you are just saving people's lives on the daily.

Parker: This fish is about to die!

Teacher: Put it in water quick!
*Parker saves fishes life*
Parker: SAVING LIVES ON THE DAILY

by Pakashop July 30, 2013

A real live asshole

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.

Wes! You are a real live asshole.

by K. Bradford July 5, 2018

Tich's Law for Living

When picking a partner, personality matters 50%, looks matter 40%, and social status 10%.

Yo, I know she thicc, but you gotta remember Tich's Law for Living!

by Ascended_Meat-Lover's_Pizza July 6, 2020

I lived bitch

Used to respond jokingly, or seriously after someone asks if you died through text , or social media after something goes wrong.

Ty: "what happened to james? " kyle: "last i heard he cheated on that psycho he was dating" ty: "damm he's probably dead" james: "I LIVED BITCH"

by The apples arrow March 23, 2023

The Boy Who Lived

Everyone points to Harry Potter. But… there is ONE other definition… me. Why?

Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…

1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.

2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,

Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.

So in a way, that makes me…

The Boy Who Lived.

The Boy Who Lived is at large, continuing to create a legacy.

by Darkness Prime June 3, 2023

you live in a well

A classic insult for your friends.

Go suck your mom cuz you live in a well

by JakeyMcBakey October 8, 2018