wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.

by BizBiz December 18, 2006

Flab wank

An action involving a larger woman and a man's genital regions.

A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.

" All that girl's good for is a flab wank"

" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...

" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."

by Cap'n Higgins April 20, 2010

Sleep wank

To wake up and find you mysteriously have a knackered arm

"ahh shit i must have been sleep wanking all night"

by TMB June 17, 2003

tootsie wank

when a lady gives pleasure to a mans penis using the balls of her feet and toes.

o hunni now you've stripped for me stand still and let me give you a tootsie wank

OR

i've lost both my arms but i can still satisfy you by giving you a tootsie wank...with my toes and bottoms of my feet but pls don't cum in my lil toes as nail varnish remover doesn't remove spink

by beef lover April 30, 2006

soapy wank

The art of having a wank while in the shower and covered in soap.

I used an entire bar of soap when having numerous soapy wanks this morning in the shower

by Mr. Soap December 27, 2005

wank artist

1. person who has perfected the art of wanking!

2. person who creates art with cum

1. im a wank artist

2. Daniel Bennett

by chrisd123 October 24, 2007

wanking claw

Deformed hand used primarily for wanking. Can be used in many jokes.

Damian: What is happening over there
Thomas Kiely: Nothing, im just itchy
Everyone: No, He's masterbating
Louis: Wanking Claw!

by Tyler Williams June 18, 2006