kirk stevens

Used as a sydo name by fools who are often deluded, not to be confused with the real Mr Kirk Stevens who is an innocent victim of these impersonaters & an amazing, talented, all round great guy.

These impersonaters are sexual deviants with a liking for toe jobs but often taking whatever they can get, they should be observed from safe distances

Be careful he's a kirk stevens

by Hank Johnson October 18, 2017

steven eiben

An alien

The definition of an alien is Steven Eiben

by Borgeslover123 June 29, 2017

steven mcqueen

a hot as hell, ripped out of his mind, hunky piece of man meat any girl would go crazy to have. enormous penis, immensely popular, and has girls hanging off his pinky

Girl one: “Did you see Steven mcqueen I just want to stick him up my vigina”
Girl two: “Me too”

by Vi🍑👈🏽 November 16, 2017

spiritual steven segal

ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber

I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.

by Lyrical Spiritual nigga February 10, 2017

Mike stevens

A huge dickfore.

Q-What's a dickfore? A-Mike Stevens. That's a dickfore

by gabehcueD September 7, 2016

Steven Connelly

Whipped beyond all measure.

Dude 1: Bruh are you coming to my party this Friday
Dude 2: Nah man I'm going to see Fifty Shades of Whipped with my girl

Dude 1: Wow bro you're such a Steven Connelly

by xxx_alpacca_wrangler_xxx July 27, 2016

Steven

A very business oriented young man from the Ghetto in England who stands tall at 6'2. Usually referred to as some sort of munted Cat, other times often described as a Meerkat's doppelganger. Steven has 2% Kangaroo genes and enjoys wearing dresses that he craftily terms "long line shirts". He can usually be found at the local pub enjoying big servings of Sausage after a few Vodka Cokes.

"Oi! Look at that Kangaroo, he bloody looks like Steven's twin!"

by PookieBear91 June 20, 2016