Lazy Jimmy

A useless / defective condom.

I fell pregnant because of a lazy jimmy

by ThisLazyGuy January 18, 2023

Jimmy Darling

Seggsy mf. Jimmy MY Darling is Evan Peters' most criminally under appreciated AHS character (with the exception of maybe Mr Gallant. This mf has hands like lobsters, therefor he's incapable of doing simple and certainly vital things nevermind after he gets the ducking things removed. Firstly he can't even take a piss by himself and as you can probably imagine from the previous statement he "can't jack off for shit!" this is a truly heartbreaking statement. And for some strange reason they make him perform come as you are by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain (also a seggsy mf) didn't write this song until the 1990's, near enough 40 years after the time period that this specific freakshow is set in. Bu at the same time this took me a shockingly short amount of time to get over as it is a Ryan Murphy show after all so wtf was i excpecting? What did you expect? Do better next time.To this day I still believe that they should've made Jimmy play the guitar during this scene. Why? Because it'd honestly be hilarious to watch.

"who's your favourite ahs character??"
"jimmy darling"
WHAT A LEGEND!!

by americanhorrorstorybarbie July 29, 2021

Jimmy's Mom

A hot mom

Jimmy: What do you guys want to do today?

Carl: Hang out with your mom (meaning Jimmy's Mom)

by SiriusBlackKinnie January 11, 2022

The Jimmy Black

When you transfer to a station that doesn’t pickle and just lays 4 inch supply lines into Engine 7 on all of their working brownstone jobs

Mr. Rubottom said he would read me OSHA reports before bed so I pulled The Jimmy Black and went to Station 2.

by Jimmy Blacks Daddy March 6, 2022

Street Jimmy

The Silent Hero, the Carry to end all Carries, and the master of tilting his foes. :^)

- I played a great game of League of Legends the other day, because we had a Street Jimmy on our team.
- Man, I wish I had a Street Jimmy in my games sometimes.

by gallifrey_stands March 31, 2021

Jimmy Jam

Sauce on anything that may come on any food item

Waitress: "What can I get for you?"

Customer: "I want that ten piece blickey (wings) minus the Jimmy Jam!

Waitress: "What is Jimmy Jam?"

Customer: "The sauce baby! The damn sauce!"

by CreamCheeseSpreadEagleEyeBoogy January 18, 2021

russian jimmy

Where a man grabs hold of his cock, and a girl moves his arm up and down aggressively for him. And he spunks

"Could you plz give me a russian jimmy?"

by phillllll Mcraken April 24, 2017