dutch runway

A Dutch Runway us the name for the toilet paper that you lay out on the floor to shoot your load on to. The sheets conveniently allow for a rudimentary measuring device.

I was thinking about your mum with my last Dutch Runway. Man, that bitch gave me a 8 sheeter.

by Rudemark March 14, 2020

Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023

dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake

hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.

by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023

Dutch Microwave

When someone farts in your mouth and you see how long you can hold it in there for.

I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave

by Hank.E.Panky June 3, 2018

Norwegian Dutch

1. A slang language only lesbians speak.

2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.

"Hey Kathy can you speak Norwegian Dutch,"
"No I'm straight but thanks for asking!"

by Sexscene January 9, 2016

Donny Dutch

A sexual act in which on participant eases the back of there head in-between the buttocks of the other participant and gently nods to tickle the sensitive areas of their lovers buttocks. Meanwhile the other does the same resulting in a sort of "reverse 69".

"It'll be 20 for oral, 40 for vaginal, and 80 for a Donny Dutch."
"This girl was so nasty in bed. She wanted a Donny Dutch. I'm still trying to get the smell out of my hair."

by CRIMSONFCKRdweed April 26, 2019

dutch fag

internet slang that means lowlife.

stop trolling dutch fag!
yup

by RichBorat December 23, 2016