Schrödinger's Legal Age

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.

A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.

by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024

Schrödinger’s Bigot

An individual who is either trying to be funny or trying to be offensive, depending on the reaction of the audience.

“Until the reaction of the listener is observed, the joke was simultaneously offensive and just a joke”

Friend 1: “Hey did you hear Jake’s latest line?”
Friend 2: “I can never tell if he’s being serious or not”
Friend 1: “He’s a real Schrödinger’s Bigot”

by NugTheSped June 9, 2024

Schrödinger's Advocate

A narcissistic argumentarian whose line of reasoning is determined, or emphatically reaffirmed, to have been made as a Devil’s Advocate only after the reception to their argument is heard. Similar to a Schrödinger's Douchebag, a Schrödinger's Advocate will proudly embrace any praise or concessions their argument receives as confirmation of their own superiority, but will be quick to (loudly) remind others that they are "just playing Devil’s Advocate" when their argument is met with poor reception or a logical counter.

Related Definition: "Schrodinger's Douchebag"

P1 "Man, what are you even saying?"
P2 "Don't blame me bro, I'm just playing Devil’s Advocate bro, I don't actually believe any of that bro I'm just adding to the discussion!"
P1 "Devil’s Advocate my ass... Schrödinger's Advocate more like..."

by Wuggldy June 13, 2024

schrödinger’s nigga

similar to Schrödinger’s Douchebag, but said by south park stewie, world's best internet connoisseur.

im south park stewie, and you are schrödinger’s nigga.

by southparkstewie June 21, 2024

Schrödinger's Gender

When someone has every gender and no gender at the same time.

They have all genders and no gender, they have Schrödinger's Gender.

by DecidiousGreens June 23, 2024

Schrödinger's Cringe

"Schrödinger's Cringe" (noun): A phenomenon analogous to the theoretical construct of Schrödinger's Cat, posited within the realm of human social comportment. It delineates a state of perplexing ambiguity wherein the perception of one's own behavior as cringeworthy or socially acceptable remains undetermined until subjected to external observation. This condition engenders a profound existential quandary, wherein individuals find themselves suspended betwixt the poles of approbation and derision, unable to definitively ascertain their social standing or comportment. Thus, akin to the paradoxical ruminations of yore, "Schrödinger's Cringe" illuminates the intricate interplay between subjective self-perception and societal evaluation in the annals of human interaction.

"In navigating the soirées of high society, the gentleman found himself ensnared by the enigma of 'Schrödinger's Cringe,' unsure whether his witty repartee would be hailed as charming or condemned as gauche until the quizzical glances of his peers rendered their judgment."

by Whitepeople.com July 1, 2024

Schrödinger's Done

When a piece of software is considered complete until Karen from accounting comes up with some new stupid shit

Dave: Finally done with this horrible mess
Karen: Hey Dave, it would be great if we could add this feature no one asked for

Dave: Fucking Schrödinger's Done every god damn time

by nuggubuggu September 12, 2024