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Simon

by Big polish April 1, 2022
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Simone

Simone has simply the most gorgeous eyes, they hold the the world inside of them. The first time I met him I thought “wow, this boy’s gonna be the dead of me”.

It was quite the opposite.

Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.

So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.

I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.

Yours and yours only,
M.

Simone (Italian male name)
She would’ve let the world burn if only Simone had asked her.
by caa_licanto November 22, 2021
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Pull A Simon

Making up a word or phrase and attempting to convince co-workers its real.
Andrew attempted to "Pull a Simon" by making up the phrase Don Dada and attempted to pass it off to his co-worker Joe.
by OGanalog March 31, 2018
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Simon

Watch out, is a simon nearby!
by MueSolomon November 21, 2021
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Simon loaders

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice
by PBod August 25, 2023
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Simon Syndrome

Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.

Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.
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Simon

Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.
Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".
by Just... January 25, 2022
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