september at cosmo

When a female puts a condom on with her feet

"Dude Sarah gave me a September at cosmo"

by LegendaryPro98 September 18, 2017

Stinky September

An annual event in which all the homies do not participate in any form of washing during the month of September. Including but not limited to, showering, bathing and swimming. Refusing to participate in Stinky September automatically forfeits ur position amongst the boys, and reveals ur tiny todger

“Oi smell this sick cunt over here, smells like he hasn’t showered all month”
“yeah no shit adlay, cunt is reppin stinky september I want to be him so badly”

by BigChiefBigDong August 2, 2020

September 3rd

September 3rd is international Shut Up Steven day! Tell all your mates named Steven to shut up.

Toby: Shut up Steven!
Steven: Why Bruh!
Toby: It’s September 3rd

by Fuck Cullen September 1, 2020

September 10th

National guilt trip mom day

Mom- “I didn’t realize this was national guilt trip mom day”

Me-“ofc it’s September 10th”

by Bcrjdien September 10, 2020

September 21st

Hug your tall friend day :)

On September 21st Go up to your tall friend and hug them.

by Iloveoilymen69 September 20, 2023

September 24

HELLO YOU LIVE DEBUT!!!!!!!

don't talk to the whole fandom today, it's September 24 (HELLO YOU LIVE DEBUT WE'RE DEADLY DEAD)

by 2sad4naw September 24, 2023

september 25

The best people are born that day. They are so cool and they have an amazing sense of humor. Most people born on this date are incredibly sexy and pull every single person with their amazing looks and personality.

friend 1: omg your birthday is september 25? that explains why youre so swag
friend born on 9/25: yes

by gletz_o925 November 22, 2021