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Riley

A 7"8 NBA player who lived in a shit area his entire childhood. He later became EPIC at basketball and this is when his Dad returned.
"He's good at basketball"
"Yeah, that's Riley"
by Al-an May 11, 2020
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Riley

Amazing guy funny gets pissed of easily but is sweet in every way he might not be attractive but he’ll treat u like a goddess usually has a nice dick too
Man I want to marry Riley
by Alexisblack679 May 14, 2018
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Riley Flaherty

One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.

Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK
Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.
by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 15, 2018
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Riley

AYo any guy named riley is a bitch. Done.
One time in fourth grade
Aurora: *Literally doing nothing*
Riley: Wanna go out?
Aurora: *Literally hears Riley's friends laughing behind him* Uh no thank you
Riley: hAhA you think I wanted to go out with YOU? Yea it was a dare so... Bitch
by Aurora11223345<on snap May 1, 2020
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Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason

6 foot 2 13 year old presumed male

Bread Bitch
Wheat Boy
Small Peen
Circumcised number 2
Person 1: walks into class

Person 2: God dammit Riley-James Rodney Scott Matthew Mason stole my diary
by maksammich August 29, 2019
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rileys more relevant than trenaye

Rileys like 100x more worth being here and he has more many rights unlike the other thing he is lonely and had no friends haha
by Addisonraeisgey May 19, 2021
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Riley

The badist bich you have ever met. Very Athletic and a total hottie. Everyone wants to be friends with her. She is a true badass and can get any guy she wants. She is good at everything (especially archery on game pigeon) she is VERY hot. She is a lady and needs to be treated correctly. She is what everyone else wants to be.
Oh my god there goes Riley I wish I was her!”

“Riley is so hot oh my.”

“Is Riley single?”
by Poor little food November 21, 2021
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