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retard nation

A group of idiots and morons that have come together from doing/ saying stupid shit, to create a nation of retards.
"That was so retarded. I guess now you're part of the Retard Nation."
by savvygavvy April 15, 2019
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Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar
Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.
by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021
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Ginger Retard

Look at that ginger retard he’s sweaty and greasy like Thomas”
by Jackr643 January 3, 2021
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FULL ON RETARD

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.
Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.
by MM7000 November 2, 2018
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fat retard

Big moron, large and not very bright.
"She's a fat retard"
by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003
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retarded parker

A moronic slightly slow, gay ass, fucking idiot with a millimeter Peter chode. Will most likely grow to be a child predator/rapist. He should have been gassed not the Jews. If you sreally him shoot on site
by Robertisbetterthanparker September 7, 2017
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Retard mode

When one loses all sense of intelligence and acts like a straight incompetent fool
When Kaden watches Dr. Phil he has gone full blown retard mode
by John Machtolff October 14, 2017
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