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can't police no underwear

When you are dealing with a total clown, uniformed or not.

"Can't police no underwear!" more specifically, "I am going commando!"

Something you say when somebody is acting like they work for the CIA or some/sh"t.

FBI open up?
- what?
We have heard reports of pigeons in your region?
- what?
Sir I need you to open!
- tf you think this is, CSI Miami!?
- "F"CK you coppers, CAN'T POLICE NO UNDERWEAR!"
Your underground boxing clubs in a America are very safe and cute these days.
But who knows, "can't police no underwear!"
by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 7, 2025
mugGet the can't police no underwearmug.

Police

A widely known and self explanatory word, possibly used as a noun or verb, yet unknown as an acronym: Pointless Overbearing Losers Intending Constant Exploitation
by William Stevenson March 25, 2022
mugGet the Policemug.

Police Chase

A high-speed chase, also known as a police chase, occurs when the driver of a vehicle refuses to stop for police and tries to flee the police vehicle It involves the police driving very fast to catch the suspect Such chases are justified only when the suspect presents a clear and immediate threat to safety or has committed a serious felony.
by z12fruadin December 29, 2024
mugGet the Police Chasemug.

Police Riot

When Police attack protesters whom they disagree with. Typically when police accountability protesters are protesting against police violence, the police will find any reason to randomly & violently escalate a crowd situation, hurting & arresting protesters.
Native American Women & Children were arrested & injured when peaceful protest was marred by an out of control Police Riot.
by barnstormer January 27, 2023
mugGet the Police Riotmug.

American police man

Mostly a racist ass white cop that is in America and likes to pull his strap when a nigga has done nothing. (AKA the guy who killed George Floyd)
Devante: Who is that Mike?
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.
by your_blackie9 February 28, 2024
mugGet the American police manmug.

Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020
mugGet the Police spoonmug.

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