Faggot patrol

A Public exhibition of a homosexual (Usually male) gangbang

Person A: You wanna go to the faggot patrol exhibition and get our dicks wet

Person B: Fuck off Im straight you dickhead

by Daniel1991 August 20, 2008

hershey highway patrol

A gay guy.
Someone that likes to give it up the pooper.

"Oh man I heard Jimmy is part of the Hershey Highway Patrol?"
"Yeah, him and his partner work Fridays and Saturdays."
"Wonder if he's gonna take his kid to Take Your Kid To Work Day."

by Lila K August 1, 2005

Paw patrol

One of the greatest shows ever.

Guy: “hey y’all like paw patrol?”
That one bitch: “Eww no!”

by Nukethewhales August 2, 2018

Patronize

Patronize: pah-tro-nhyze
-verb (used with object), -ized, -izing.

1. to give a friend or person of interest a shot of or drink containing Patron Tequila to get them f*cked up! in a good way =D

Used in a sentence: "Yeah I 'PATRONIZED' that b*tch and her friends, then we danced all night long...Next thing you know she throws up on my good shirt...Didn't know she had the alcohol tolerance of a 5 year old."

by Teddy-Pain April 20, 2010

Pedro Martinez

Son of the New York Yankees. Played for the Red Sox and was one of the best pitchers in the history of baseball from 1999-2000. He just signed with the New York Mets.

Good luck in NY Petey..except if you play the Sox.

by JasonGiambi December 13, 2004

Expecto patronum

Ejaculating semen onto someone's eyes, thus blinding them with bright white fluid.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna... EXPECTO PATRONUM"
"Ahhh I can't see. Thanks daddy"

by lemonlicklick November 21, 2021

pedro

A very thin moustache, much like that grown by teens. Given its name because if used with tan skin and dark hair, one can appear Mexican.

Man, you have GOT to shave that pedro.

by Doctor Swiing August 30, 2007