When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.
Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.
by Aardvark Nineteen February 16, 2017
These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes
Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer
Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer
by Slapfish1 June 06, 2024
Mississippi pearl drop- is when an oyster is inserted halfway into an anus, fully dressed(horseradish/hot sauce/squeezed lemon) then sucked out by the partners mouth. This MUST be done in a timely manner.
Damn did you see that chick last night doing a Mississippi Pearl Drop at the corner of Zimple and Broadway?
by Ppgang official March 28, 2022
When an individual goes sunny side up on a crack head twat and happens to find himself non other than a beautiful crack rock bestowed in the depths of the hookers muff
“Hey bubba I was banging this hooker the other night and i found the most beautiful pearled clam I’ve ever seen while munching her box”
by Meatballsmysteriousmind December 16, 2023
by Hatagrin April 23, 2024
Hey Carla, Make sure Tony pearls the toilet when he’s done pushing out Thanksgiving dinner.
Hey Mom, he’ll be right down after he finishing pearling the toilet.
Hey Mom, he’ll be right down after he finishing pearling the toilet.
by M_woodsy February 18, 2018
When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl
by ColinHammer December 04, 2024