Bad Boyfriend Job

A Bad Boyfriend Job is when your job treats you horribly, pays you horribly or even is just unhealthy for you but you keep it because it pays and you have not found another job to take its place.

You might even reason with yourself to say you are staying in this job for one reason or another but in reality, you are stuck until you find other employ or quit the job, usually citing sanity reasons.
Rick was humiliated every Saturday at his job because of his weight but it was a Bad Boyfriend Job and he needed the money. Knowing this, it made things better for a little while.

After explaining my job to my therapist, she said to leave as soon as possible. It was a Bad Boyfriend job that had gone toxic.
by Rainbow_Cheese April 06, 2012
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Forming a relationship over social media during a worldwide pandemic. This relationship is temporary for the duration of social distancing restrictions. LDB/G’s can pick up and drop off essentials during social isolation for their lockdown partner.
My lockdown boyfriend/girlfriend dropped me some cheesecake and milk around today
by Kath Baseley March 29, 2020
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local anime boyfriend

Local Anime Boyfriend is a A Mixed African American Male, Named Devin. Pronounced Either Devin or Devon, He Radiates Big Dick Energy All The Time.
by Jordan Shinobi September 01, 2018
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Faggot bitch boyfriend

When your boyfriend holds onto something you said years ago and still brings it up .
Matt you Faggot bitch boyfriend! Let that shit go already!!
by Kaess October 01, 2018
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The greatest boyfriend ever

Usually what dozy, half-conscious, in-a-daze teenage girls say about every boy they go out with, often on facebook (in their status or on their profile page).

This is usually followed by 'I hate x', 'x is the worst boyfriend ever' or 'how could x/he do this to me?'. These comments are usually brought on by the guy dumping her after a good long run, and because the girl is so blinded by love, she fails to realise that teenage relationships were never meant to go anywhere further than a couple of weeks of teen sex because most guys are smart enough to know that the girl they choose to go out with has a long list of flaws that would make her incompatible in a proper adult relationship with them, and are only interested in the short run, as they should be.
Girl 1 - OMG he's the greatest boyfriend ever!

Girl 2 - Chillax, you've been going out for like a week.

A month later.

Girl 1 - OMG I hate him! He's the worst boyfriend ever! *Cries*

Girl 2 - Well what do you expect? It's not as if you were going to get married...
by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010
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Girlfriend/Boyfriend Stuff

Things you would ask a Boyfriend/Girlfriend to do that nobody else would do (doing laundry,bringing food to your job,something involving your parents, etc). This could also be used to see if a guy/girl is commited enough towards you to be considered a girlfriend/boyfriend
guy 1:I asked my sister to bring me some mcdonalds on my break and she said no
guy 2:No shit stupid thats girlfriend/boyfriend stuff
by Ru! March 06, 2010
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controlling ex-boyfriend

a guy that breaks up with you because he can't handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life
BOB "Let me talk to him. I know he's at that party with you."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."
by thisisu October 16, 2005
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