chocolate nuts

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.

Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag

by rezenquah June 26, 2018

Nut Hut

A group of three rad girls livin’ life to the fullest in a sick tricked out mansion.

Yo yo yo we are goin’ to the nut hut.

by Squadtrolls August 30, 2018

Flash Nut

When you Nut and it stuns the victim like a flashbang grenade. Or when you nut in their eyes and get outta there fast.

Jimmy: "The other night I pulled a flash nut on this bitch I met in the club."
Tommy: "Oh shit how fast you run doe?"

by Heinrich Memeler August 12, 2017

Astro nut

The act of ejaculating in space

The astro nut was floating around the space shuttle

by Daddy Nipples March 4, 2018

Nut Rippler

When you fart on a bus with your legs closed and the gas has no where to go except up either your left nut or right nut. It feels like you shit yourself. But when you stand up the gas releases silently and your nut falls back into place.

Man I was sitting beside this SFU and I had a nut rippler. Didn't want to move or it would smell.

by Mike Pell November 9, 2005

nut low

The absolute worst. The oppisite of the nut high. This term is derived from the poker term the nuts.

My girlfriend started sleeping with my roommate. It was the nut low.

by chazzzle April 22, 2006

bum nuts

Eggs: Normally refers to chicken eggs.

For breakfast, would you like your bum nuts scrambled or fried?

by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006