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Music Stand Whore

A music stand whore (or hog) is a musician in a band, orchestra, or chamber group who hogs the music stand.

This person will have their own stand and won't share, while others are two or even three to a stand.

In worst cases this person will be using multiple stands for their stuff.
Why do those flutes have their own stands? We're three on a stand here! Those music stand whores.

Conductor: Stop being a music stand whore!
by Guildenstern14 November 12, 2009
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Musical Whore

One who brings a guitar to a party or finds a guitar at a party and insists on playing Wonderwall by Oasis for everyone.
James: Where did he get that guitar?
Ryan: He brought it from home.
James: What a Musical Whore.
by Rob181 December 8, 2010
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Music Laundering

v: To download music from an illegal source (usually bittorrent) and whitewash it by performing an iTunes Match in the iCloud.
Pirate: "I totally just downloaded the Foo Fighters discography on bittorent today".

Friend: "Yea but aren't you worried you'll get sued?"

Pirate: "Nah yo- I'll just use Apple's music laundering service."
by everchanging1 November 23, 2011
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Music taste conversion

When someone with superior musical taste converts an inferior to their way of hearing things. Most commonly seen in relationships where the boy has an awful taste in music/is extremely whipped.
Dude, wanna go see Usher?
Na man, I like the strokes now.
When did that happen?
Girlfriend did a little music taste conversion
You whipped.
by DesmondElBrando November 30, 2011
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Music Boner

It's like an affection erection.

On your heart.

But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.

And it effects your heart and your mind.

*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.
A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!

Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.
by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014
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Musical.ly

An app where you film yourself lip syncing, acting and/or dancing to songs. Only cringey people still do it. It became a big trend in and died in 2016. As of 2017, Musical.ly is still available, it only died in the sense that dabbing and bottle flipping did.
Maddy: Oh my god, look at Emerson.
Emily: Is she seriously filming a Musical.ly with her iPad?
Lucy: That's so cringe.
Emily: If you think that's cringe, look at Jordan and Bonnie.
Maddy: Jordan is such a loser.
Lucy: Who still has Musical.ly? It's 2017.

*laughter*
by Jessie Collins May 7, 2017
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Musical.ly

person 1: have you heard of musical.ly
person 2: yeah its trash
person 1: i know right
by 11th Doctor October 12, 2017
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