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Minge

The hair, specifically arriving in the area of the female's reproductive organ, otherwise know as the vagina, the coochie and the meatslider. This said vagina's purpose is for the male's reproductive system, otherwise know as the penis, magic-rod and yogurt-dispenser to go inside said vagina, coochie or meatslider.
Me, an offspring to my mother, who possesses the female reproductive system, otherwise known as the vagina: Oi mandem, hang me a smidge of them slag minge
My mother, a mother of an offspring, who's mother is in possession of the female reproductive system, otherwise known as the vagina, coochie or meatslider: aight.
by minge_consumer March 20, 2021
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Ming

A provoked word used in a simple sentence, to over-fully express something, or say it from the manner.

“Ming” is a decisive word to many people, it originated from a man, who’s name is Aidan E. , however it was then passed on to others and really started to spark after a friend of Aidan, randomly one night, swung his arms up in a waved motion and proceeded to say, “Ming J”. After that event, it grew on from there.
“I’m about to “Ming” this up”

Yea nah yea Ming J Ming J”

I’m straight “mingin’” right now.”
by Yea nah yea cj March 23, 2021
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Minge ninja

It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja
You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature
by Chop81 April 3, 2021
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minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.
Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...
by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021
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Minge

A horrible hairy smelly fishly unwashed for years vagina.

Someone that's called binge but has the qualifications to upgrade to Minge
Aka Minge says he works 80 hours a week for well above minimum wage to make 60k a year in a minimum wage no brain job... But he spends most his time playing games. How is this possible?

WHAT A LYING MINGE!!
by Uknightx June 15, 2021
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Tinkey minging

It means a very rude word that is not right to use
by Hurdct June 16, 2021
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Ming

God of the lower tier demons.
Ming, the god of all the lower demons, beware for your lives!
by PooCowy May 13, 2021
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