Keng

A cool and funny asian guy that is always making the group that he is in laugh.

Damn, I want to be like Keng.

by XxAsian_BoixX December 4, 2019

Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.

I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020

kendoalt

i person who likes mother fucking water

kendoalt likes water mother fuckers

by kendoalt November 16, 2020

kentang

Internet slang to express a low-class person or things. Be careful, as this word may be offensive for some people.

Phone aku kentang je.
Kau tu lawa, aku ni kentang.
Ada ke yang nak kawan dengan kentang macam aku ni?

by Modern Malay Record December 1, 2020

Kent bunting

2020 ends with Christmas where the Kent countryside has been decorated in soiled underpants thanks to the contributions of thousands of stranded lorry drivers.

Drove through Kent yesterday, saw the legendary Kent bunting, many a yellow front brown backs as far as the eyes could see!

by Joe Smiff December 24, 2020

Kenos Disease

Having already spent at least 8 months on a level, but needing to readjust your muscle memory to fit the needs of another version of the same level.

Ex: Playing Kenos, then struggling on Sakupen Hell

“The wave that is slower than the other wave is too hard because of my muscle memory. Help. Suffering with Kenos Disease guys.” -Npesta

by megr__ April 15, 2021

Kentucky ballistic

When your gun explodes and you put your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding

Scott: Yesterday I had a Kentucky ballistic

by IdidNOTtellHERmatt August 7, 2021