Ethan Dolan

fine ass daddy, he is a total hottie, super nice, a daddy, he has a nice ass, 6 pack, nice abs, will let you take a pic with him if you ask nicely, he doesn't care about em' HATERS, my boyfriend, my husband, back off i bite :)

girl 1: "omg that guy is such a daddy"

girl 2: yeah that's Ethan Dolan
me: "GURL BACK OFF, HE IS MY MAN, I WILL BITE YOU IF I NEED TO"
*2 girls run away*
*I go kiss my hot ass man*

by Ethan Dolan Is A Daddy April 1, 2019

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Ethan L

A person who is legendary as one can be. He is usually spotted by slow-motion cameras walking at the speed of Mach 20 and can run up to the speed of light. However, he lives an anti-social life; he is often alone at home watching Chinese drama on one of his 20 tabs while eating 30 ice cream sandwiches per hour.

Jeff: Wow, I think I just say a blur run past me
Tod: Wow, it must be Ethan L. You must have great eyes in order to see him bro.

by etRock November 8, 2016

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Ethan Cashin

Ethan Cashin is a fuck boy who likes leah boyle a lot and wants to anal her while licking kais arse on Monday

Ethan Cashin wants to fuck leah

by Dirty Dusty African November 13, 2019

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Ethan Landry

One of the killers from Scream VI, and god damn he’s fine as fuck. The fact he got no girls in the movie shocks me

Person 1: Oml have you seen Ethan Landry

Person 2: Omfg yes, I wanna kiss him
Person 1: I lost it when he said “no no no no, you sweet dumb thing”
Person 2: ME TOO

by w1tchy.c0spl4yz May 10, 2023

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