Eat bugs

To tell someone to F- off, go away, go screw yourself.

Ruoer Murdock told Tucker Carlson to eat bugs on Monday when he was suddenly fired from Fox News.

by cpninja42 April 26, 2023

eating pasta

jerking off

1: what are you doing

2: nothing just eating pasta

by ahsujajnans December 2, 2022

eating real

When you and the boys get set a fat peng meal for you all to enjoy.

Look at my pizza,boys we are eating real.

by Linknbill July 22, 2017

Eat the sheets

When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.

Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*

by Heimz Doofenshmirtz October 31, 2018

Reverse eating

Reverse eating is the act of shoving something up your ass so far, until it comes out of your mouth again.

"I'm going to reverse eat"

"What's reverse eating?"

"Oh, you can look up the definition of reverse eating on urban dictionary"

by Cimly December 23, 2018

Eat the bear

The act of 'motorboating' a man's hairy chest. Gaining his scent. Immersing yourself in his must.

Girl 1: he's so hairy, it's sexy af
Girl 2: did you eat the bear?
Girl 1: OMG I wanted to!

by Minibreebee June 26, 2018

Eat the apple!

Eat the apple...
Short for eat the apple, fu*k the core.
A phrase used by Marines to cathartically explain their disdain for the corps. Usually after getting fu*ked by the 'big green weenie".

SSGT speaking to a formation of Marines. "Well Gents, you were supposed to be on leave for the next 72 hours, but private pile here didn't clean his barracks room well enough. You will all now be staying late to field day your filthy rooms correctly and bring it up to the standards of our great corps.

Response from anonymous marine in formation. "Eat the apple!"

by Alby2141 November 19, 2022