rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding

Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert

by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016

Ass Cannon

Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.

Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.

by Suck Dick Sam May 23, 2015

THOT Cannon

A handcannon used for destroying Thots.

Stands for Thermal Handcannon Optimized for Termination

Friend: Dude if she doesn't lay off our bro, im gonna use the THOT Cannon.
OF: The sacred weapon is not worthy of such lowly thot.

by The Real Robbie Rotten February 21, 2019

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.

Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble

by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021

Cocaine cannon

Is Where you load your Ole lady's chocolate star fish with Peruvian marching powder and have her fart that right up the hoover shoot while sniffing as hard as you can.

I met this Ole girl at the bar last night and did a cocaine cannon straight from her fart box.

by HookerHuey June 9, 2024

Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!

Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.

by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021