The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.
"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
by swankles May 11, 2016
Get the cannon shitmug. Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.
When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..
by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024
Get the Old-School German Cannon Battlemug. When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
Get the Knob gobbled a kid cannonmug. by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024
Get the One eyed goo cannonmug. When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!
by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021
Get the Texas cannonmug. When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
Get the Knob gobbled a kid cannonmug. The busty blondes you’ll find on the eastern and western coast. These are the girls who are tanned up, and possess rather large and round breast.
by the beard of knowledge January 22, 2022
Get the Cannonsmug.