The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.
The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
Get the Butthole Expressmug. when you grab somebody butthole then stuff it with turkey shit and eat it out of here like a bowl of soup
by ballsackplayer22 December 28, 2020
Get the Butthole suprememug. This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.
“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024
Get the National Axel Chavez butthole daymug. by jeremiah chandler March 29, 2008
Get the butthole boragemug. When you have been drinking and eating greasy foods all day out in public and your OCD about using your own bathroom. You just feel it bubbling playing peek a boo with your ass hole.
by hgo9889 September 21, 2014
Get the bubbling buttholemug. 
by miss\sushi August 1, 2022
Get the buttholemug.