Cool as a school bus fire 

A facetious phrase used to explain how uncool a situation really is...

"Hey man, did you hear that Joe got arrested last night?"

"Yeah, that's about as cool as a school bus fire!"

Cool as a school bus fire by 1quickcoupe October 25, 2016

stop the bus 

You're moving way too fast. I.e. you meet some one online and they tell you that they love you a few hour after you text them, or send you few photos of themselves to get an idea who they are talking too.
you need to slow down...youre moving way too fast...

HIM: I KNOW WE HAVE NEVER MET, BUT I LOVE YOU.

ME: STOP THE BUS

stop the bus by Texasterri911 August 29, 2017

that dude on the bus 

ok you probly looked this up for 3 resons

1: you a werdo and thinks urban dictonary knows evrything

2: you are extremly bored and want to see what would come up

3: IDK what do you think

look at that dude on the bus

that dude on the bus by neoooo April 29, 2019

Sus Mus Bus 

Sus Mus Bus is mostly shortened to SMB. This is the top anti Vsco cult in the history of anti Vsco cults. It was created by a random white girl and a Mus named Minnie who is a descendant of Mary Queen of Scots only to have the spotlight taken away from her from her knock off, Minnie Mouse.

Hey are you subscribed to Sus Mus Bus?

Sus Mus Bus by Minnie Mus November 11, 2019

Magic school bus 

A school bus where Arnold says please let this be a normal field trip and they with the friz no way and the bus crashes and dies.

Arnold dies in magic school bus burning alive.

Magic school bus by ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ February 1, 2021

Be Back Bus 

In sales, a person who enters "the be back bus" is a person who say they'll "be back," when they generally have no plans to actually come back. A common example occurs with car sales. A person may insist they are coming back to the dealership to buy the car, while they have no intention of doing so and use it as a scapegoat excuse, despite sounding very convincing. Sometimes people on "the be back bus" do actually come back, however more often than not, the be back bus crashes hard and the customer never comes back.

Damn, I thought that customer was going to call me back today, they promised they would! Must've boarded the be back bus!

Be Back Bus by Yeyeeeee123 April 4, 2021

Polish School Bus 

1. A wrestling move ban from the NWA at its inception. The move was too dangerous because it involves jumping on your opponent’s head with both feet while their face down on the mat.

2. (Modern) When you’re in a seated position and someone twerks on your neck and shoulders from behind.

The polish school bus disfigured many wrestlers.

I hope my girl girls me the ole’ polish school bus tonight.

Polish School Bus by PolishSchoolBus96 December 18, 2021