Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
by Bedtime Binks December 19, 2024
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Rockford Burrito

The Rockford Burrito is when an incel

graciously accepts an invitation to dock with another incel, but consumes the other penis with his foreskin.
When he’s not begging for mid status or falling off skateboards, fake cop Abe is perfecting the art of the Rockford Burrito.
by Bedtime Binks December 19, 2024
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Cream Burrito

when a person takes apart an Oreo cookie, takes out the cream filling, rolls it up which resembles a burrito
"My Oreo split perfectly! So I'm going to make a cream burrito with it!"
by tl203 July 03, 2012
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Burrito Lagoon

It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.
Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”
by Dirty Jerry January 10, 2025
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parking lot burrito

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.
"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."
by Raiyoshi November 08, 2014
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Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.
"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"
by Burrito Boy August 02, 2017
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burrito super

wat pablo ordeers at Chipotle;
A burrito with everything on it with extra queso and corn
Chipotle employee: hi pablo what u want today
Pablo: burrito super
by dicktobert June 08, 2022
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